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| re: Happy Groundhog Day R_Reid_Welch 3 Feb 10 6:52AM | Thread Closed |
> ENJOY!
Enjoy? I just read your now-old poem to SoJt or whatever the fuck his name is.
Were is that potential fuck-ee, these days, now that I see that you wanted him!
Groundhog Day, "ENJOY",,,,,my arse!
ha ha,
joy to all,r.
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| re: Happy Groundhog Day R_Reid_Welch 3 Feb 10 7:25AM | Thread Closed |
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re: Happy Groundhog Day mr_e 2 Feb 10 12:14PM [!] Post Reply
> i threw up kentucky fried chicken on purpose once putting my fingers
> down my throat.
did you do that because you were afraid the groundhog wouldn't see his shadow?
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Sir, there are shadows so close to all of us, that we cannot see them for the light.
Col. Sander's grandson, a man of about my years, lives with his wife, behind our garden wall, in a modest house. His name is Trig. He is my long-time, over-the-wall, conversationalist. He is circumspect, not rich: got no KFC money,
but he has had a good, long life, flying commercial aircraft. His mother, Harland Sanders' daughter, was an artist in paints and a writer.
Point: mr_e, last night, Ernie, cleaning out old boxes of jetsam, came across
and object, that I think he is willing to let go of, for I told him of you.
If we can do this, it will give you a connection to the past, to this present day.
You got a new laptop, basic, perfect, a "typewriter" is all you need.
So did, and does, Mr. Harvey Jacobs, professional writer since about the year, 1950.
It would be, if I can send the relic to you, inclusive of an inscription, for you, from the author.
A picture of the magazine may follow soon. I think you will like it.
You are a man of wise words and deeds. So is Harvey Jacobs,
the husband of Ernie's only first cousin, who is a great beauty and joy to all.
Dreams DO come true. YOU have to make them turn real.
http://tinyurl.com/yjht933
Harvey's bibliography, list of page hits.
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| re: Happy Groundhog Day R_Reid_Welch 3 Feb 10 7:40AM | Thread Closed |
Commas,
or coma,
or Farmer Reid,
will be the death of me....
Groundhog Phil
of Punxtahawney PA
http://tinyurl.com/yz5fqvh
Dig it!
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| re: Happy Groundhog Day mandolyn 3 Feb 10 9:01AM | Thread Closed |
I ate the ground hog.
we will have 6 more weeks of fires, pestilence and earthquakes.
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| re: Happy Groundhog Day syrossoul 3 Feb 10 9:03AM | Thread Closed |
only 6? phew.
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| re: Happy Groundhog Day mandolyn 3 Feb 10 9:06AM | Thread Closed |
Yes, I was quite relieved as well.
I bought enough hot pockets to last me through 2017.
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| re: Happy Groundhog Day syrossoul 3 Feb 10 9:12AM | Thread Closed |
show off..
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| re: Happy Groundhog Day mandolyn 3 Feb 10 9:13AM | Thread Closed |
: D
"Fluuush Pooockets!"
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| re: Happy Groundhog Day jenakajoffer 3 Feb 10 11:05AM | Thread Closed |
our legendary groundhog is named Wiarton Willie.
he poked his little willy out yesterday and said:
"There is the sunshine, send the news to the printer,
I see my shadow, six more weeks of Winter!"
how gay. like we ever get an early spring here.
they actually have festivals for this shit.
haha.
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| re: Happy Groundhog Day R_Reid_Welch 3 Feb 10 12:04PM | Thread Closed |
Dear jenna, please agree with what I am about to propose?
I won't jump on you if you disagree, promise!
"gay" is a formerly-good word that has now become PEVERTED, twice-over.
A century and more ago, it was a CODE WORD, by which same-sexual men could ID each other,
ex: "I say, old chap, you look like your mother just died", said one chappie to another at the saloon. "No, it's not like that at all. I'm just...dejected!".
"Well, I'm in a gay mood to-night. Would a beverage help to improve your spirits?"
CODE WORD: "gay". The forlorn fellow now knows that he is being "cruised" by a handsome stranger.
"Why, thank you! I surely could do with a pick-me-up."
"Friend, that's exactly what I hope to do."
"You are welcome to do so, I am sure!"
TA-DAA: two ships in the night were soon blowing their foghorns of recognition.
LATER, the word became the province of "he's gay as a goose". Not nice. Gay men would say, "he's a gay one, for sure!"
Soon, normals would learn that "gay" was their code word.
NOW, that all are "out of the closet, the word has really turned to a perjorative:
"I wouldn't play tennis with him. It's such a fucking gay game."
"W.O.W. is sooooooo gay!"
----IDEA:
Let's not use that word any more? We are writers and can reform the vocabulary.
Let "gay" mean what it meant originally: happy, without a care. "Gay people" are not "gay", not often.
And if I may propose, if we all would consider using the term, "same-sexual", which I think is a neologism of self invention,
"Mary, he's cute, but I think he's only into guys. Hes a same sexual."
"Mary, now that one, he is for sure, straight."
---OK what about women who sexually prefer women?
Are they "gay" or are they "lesbians"? OR are they simply "same sexual"????
POINT: these two "new terms": "straight", a unisex apellation for normals,
and "same sexual" for the minority of either sex, seems logical and fair.
"Straight" robs no one of their dignity. It's a good word.
Fact: in our local Black community, "straight" means, to the guys,
"Need a ride or anything, friend?"
"No. Thanks. I'm straight" MEANING: "I am OK and need nothing"
(they are not saying they are gay or heterosexual.
And while I expound, wth is "heterosexual"? Means "other gender preferred.
So, by extension of logic, a male who makes love only to mares (I know of one,
you'd never guess he cannot have relations with a woman, he is "heterosexual",
which is silly.
And, "homosexual" is DOCTOR talk, for what, a century ago, they knew about, but did not know how to term. The same sexuals of that era were, for decades, referred to as "inverts" or "the third sex" or "perverts".
GAY is now a gay PERVERTED word.
I declaim, for the good of all, that we strive to obsolete at every hearing, the word "gay", ie: "I won't buy a Smart Car; too effin' GAY for my tastes.
I never have met a gay car. Though (puck is coming now)....
I havbe never met a gay car, though I did once make love to a carburator.
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What'cha gonna do know, kiddos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAwvAuSWCr8
OF INTEREST: those two seat coupes were couples' delights.
This is the very first year of three strip Technicolor.
NOTE, of the males, ONE is not...not very straight.
Observe male #3: he's about to abandon ship!
Then the cops arrive and make off with all of the girls.
I tell you all: our forebearers were no slouches in the romance dept.
And after April, 1934, this clip could NOT have been made:
Isabelles of the day (The Catholic Legion of Decency, and The Hays Office,
censored ALL films that even remotely alluded to premarital sex.
Gotta love them puritan types.
Most of 'em cheat on their wives.
Cheers, I'm OK! I'm straight dudes: I want no sex or anything but to KILL
the use of the word "gay" as it is presently used.
And "gay marriage" WHOLLY SHITE! What idiots, to clamour for "gay marriage":
it guarantees that vast portions of the USA will make "gay marriage" impossible:
has already just happened in Florida: constitutional ammendment: NO civil unions here, either
IF my Ern decides he does not want me here, OUT I go, into the gutter,
and he won't have to "settle up" to give me even a week's rent at a rat house.
or barn.
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