|I Don't Look Dirty in Red
I heard through the drunken-grape vine
that you’re somewhere in the Carolinas
with your fourth wife, running a Public Storage,
though it's hard to imagine you running
anything but away.
I still have the papers, lovely County of Orange
seal formalizing the legal gun put to my head.
I listen to talk shows that tell me
I could have shot you in the financial ass.
Lucky for you, I only aimed at your clay feet.
I remember the day I met your new wife;
you introduced her as your boss
but I told you later she’d be
the one who’d snatch you up
when I kicked you to the curb.
I know your type –
brazen and low cut, bar-whore-red lipstick
left on the rims of things.
You liked her trashy talk;
I know you were listening when she
called me at my job to say
"I'm his future, you're his past. I'll kick
your ass if you call him again."
(I bet you didn't tell her I was
returning your call.)
I tried to toughen my act for you
but my red lips made you snicker
instead of going weak in the knees.
I live in pink and white.
It suits me in a way scarlet never will.
11 Jan 06
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I can't decide whether or not I like the addition and the change of title better or not.
Either way it's a solid poem.
I like line 19.
Thanks. I'm still changing things. All but the man, he stays gone!
Loser. (Not you. THEM). Awesome poem with some nice hues of color thrown into the mix. He did you a favor.
*All* men should just stay gone. Until we want one. Then we get to choose.
Thank you! I'm still wondering how long #4 put up with his crap!
i love love love it! great job :)
Lead us not into temptation oh thoust lady in red,
For in time flames will temper and our passions shall dwindle for thy bed.
White and pink, a subtly refined chase,
far less likely to induce our caper and much better suited to a life long embrace.
Oh lady though I do like your Red Thong
I offer you this poem from times long gone:
A White Rose
The red rose whispers of passion,
And the white rose breathes of love;
O, the red rose is a falcon,
And the white rose is a dove.
But I send you a cream-white rosebud
With a flush on its petal tips;
For the love that is purest and sweetest
Has a kiss of desire on the lips.
J B O'Reilly (1844-1890)
He He :o)
Perhaps L16-18 should be in italics?
Hobby, if I could do italics, it would show up in much of my poems! I love your bit about love with a hint of lust to offset the cloying sweetness.
I wrote a poem about that very thing once. "So you and I might soon be saying Love but hiding deep is Lust, in black satin gloves."
Nice line - I'll have to look up the full piece.
Before the desired text insert the following:
the less than sign “”
After the desired text insert the following:
The less than sign “”
In other words the character sequence shown above in quotes (but without the quotes) - Hope this makes sense!
Hmm… that’s not quite how I typed it – try again:
Before the desired text insert: the less than sign, then the letter i, then the greater than sign
After the desired text insert: the less than sign, the letter i, then a back slash, then the greater than sign.
Which is why I am not going to bother with it. I think special symbols mess things up here. By the way, my poem about Satin gloves isn't posted. It's very old, from 1980ish.
Wow. this has a definate voice and stands out to me as one of the most original poems I have read in a while. love the title
Very very VERY nice.
You didn't disappoint.
mindblowing! thank you
i love this
I would like a comma after "though" Something to indicate that there is a pause and some thoughtfulness. If this isn't what you want then dont worry. I like tone of the poem and the ending. No one should have to change to stay with someone, its a life long commitment to get married, make sure its with someone that likes you for who you are going to be when you take off your makeup and social graces.
On line 2, I'd remove the apostrophe from Carolina's.
Line 5's separation from the rest of the stanza is excellent. You could even take it a bit further and separate line 5 entirely (with an extra line break between four and five)
As a side note, 29 and 30 are excellent in sentiment, but I think you might be able to tighten up the word choice a bit.
Overall, quite enjoyable and well-presented.
when I kicked you to the curb.
I believe this line is the property of Amy Winehouse.
Who is Amy Winehouse? Took the ' out of Carolinas. Good catch!
excellent. L24 and L25 jumped out at me.
Ooh, nice. I love it when lines jump out at readers!
L19-25 was painful to read (in a good way). Very effective.
You don't look dirty in red. You look beautiful in red ( in my imagination)
Dream on! Men don't imagine me actually wearing the red, apparently, but with it lying on the bed next to me...
I did change the last two lines (thank you, commenter!) and I think it does make it tighter.
Pfft property. How offensive. As if she couldn't think up the phrase "kicked you to the curb" on her own. Shame on you. Meanwhile, brilliant poem. Literally kickass.
ouch. shot you in the financial ass. nice. stanza 2 especially. i'm glad i don't get those kind of calls at work. there are better men out there, keep breathing... nice poem.
Line 10 - brilliant.
Ending - apt.
A lot of vitriol in this yet your acute observations and execution omit yourself from self pity.
Different and expressively feminine in tone and how to do a wrath write.
Wow. I like how your vibe is kicked off right from the start - it is rare an author can pull a reader in simply on the atmosphere of a poem, but you did it.
"I could have shot you in the financial ass" - perfection
"bar-whore-red-lipstick/ left on the rims of things" - a bit of an angry(good) touch but still a beautiful line.
Love the ending.
beautiful poem! change nothing. it reminds me of some of the Indigo Girls songs. thanks!
I like this - its tough, uncompromising and smacks of truth
nothing to say - this says it all 100% perfection brilliant
Lines 9-10 - inspired. Let's hear for pink and white - 2 very under rated colours - I love the voice in this,
should read 'Let's hear it for pink and white'
I like the title. It's a tease, just a perfect title.
I like this a lot an honest slice of life poem without oversentimentality. It actually has places and things and characters in it not just feelings, refreshing to say the least. By the way love the honesty and vulnerability of lines 26-28
nice balance between narrative and poetry. i'm tired so i really can't offer much in the way of helpful critique, but I must say I like this. very much so.
I didn't apprecaite this poem the first time I read it. I am still 'learning to like' the different forms of poetry that are out there.
I read it again and appreciated it much more the second time through. I write lyrics myself and am somewhat stuck in a 'lymeric' rut so I'm glad I gave myself a second chance with your poem.
I've written things like this that in my mind I call 'dramatic writing' rather than a poem. As I haven't received any formal poetic education I don't know what criteria makes the different forms but just go by what seems to move me.
This moved me the second time through. :) Wow was that a long way to say I liked your poem?!
hurt yet still tough, nice.
One more point (a "9" from an "8") for perseverance. #5...??? #5???? Ca lling #5...
Very nice . Thank you .
I feel very sorry for the narrator of this poem.
If this were any more interesting, I might be interested. I guess this is like most married/dating females sense of humor...it can only truely be appreciated by their own kind. 5/10
I love L18, well I love the entire piece! It's full and complete and definatley leaves me satisfied...a feeling wife #4 probably isn't too familiar with
yay for #2 spot! well deserved!
Sherains, do you have e-mail?
Isa-you can reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org
I love everything you write, Isabelle...
Wow! This is a kick ass poem Isabelle. The first line really pulls the reader in. Nice work.
nicely told old story...
I just found out today, when a friend checked out Zapa-something, that this ex lives only a few blocks from me! Hopefully, we'll never run across each other!
Damn Isabelle I love that intelligent bitch in you.
what a great poem, so well written.
Extremely well put. This has the impression of a true story. There is nothing insincere about this. Bar-whore-red is now my new favorite color. Great work.
Loove the way the pink and white rounds it off..
pink and white ages better, red fades out like magic marker...
this has a very readable method. although it's something that obviously should be sent to the intended recipient, rather than be read by me, i did enjoy reading it, even though it kinda made me feel guilty -- guess that's kudos to your poem!
lines 6-10 were very good, nicely aimed, fired, and re-loaded.
joke: what do you do when your ex is staggering around your backyard?
Line 29 and 30 end it quite well. I love how it flows easily and gets the point across with (to me) a mild hint of bitterness masqueraded by seemingly an observation.
I like some of the lines like line 10 and 16-18 but a good chunk of this poem is just cliche, lines like 22-23 degrade this poem with its blunt immature voice that high school kids have when they all date each other
Perhaps that's more an example of the woman who said it than me for writing it down.
I *loved* this. The first stanza made me sad and laugh at the same time. It probably wasn't your intention to make me laugh but your image of his cowardice came out clear. Excellent.
P.S. I hate red lipstick too. She probably also had an annoying laugh; the kind that makes people grimace and want to hurt something/someone.
Laughter is definitely expected. I'm still laughing that he married her, probably divorced by now since she had BITCH written all over.
Her laugh was throaty, like she was always on the edge of her smoker's cough.
This is some GREAT shit. I knew it was you before I even looked... It screams: "I am written by IMC".
you are wonderful.
your last two lines are pearls; the rest I like, though perhaps a slight rant, but you do it well; it comes across as determined, the way an ex-lover looks sideways at their used-to-be across a street, discarding with a well-put glance without being caustic.
:). nice. I like your writing.
I love 11 -15
great job on this one.
I like lines 4-5 best.
One of my favorites, I forgot all about it, and it gives me a great feeling this time around, thanks again for this Isa
This is my second or third read. I love it. It seems a blend of two of my greatest passions, poetry and film.
A paeon to trailer trash, hits just the right notes.
A paeon to trailer trash! That's the funniest comment I've ever read.
Very, very beautiful. But the conclusion just sort of flops. It feels like your rebuttal goes strong but in the end it shrivels. I think if you added just one or two more lines about how exactly you live in pink and white, or just one or two more examples of how you don't live like this woman does, your conclusion would be fuller and well done. I love the story it tells and the structure and the sort of stereotypical picture it paints of these people.
Oh, and one more thing--"clay feet" in L10 sort of contradicts L4-5--he runs away constantly but "clay feet" makes him sound heavy and unintelligent, so they don't match as well as I think you can make them.
Jolly good show, old chap.
Your adjectives are pretty damn uncreative in the second stanza. Sounds like a bitter diary entry more than a poem. The only thing I really like about this are l29 and l30, but only if it were less demanding and self-righteous sounding.
I'm sorry I can't offer any complements, because it feels like I'm constantly bashing you. It just seems like you're taking your diary entries and breaking them into lines. To each his/her/zir own, I suppose.
Amor vincit omnia - (Virgil)