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Pubic Problem
DevilledSoul

My pubic hair's receding
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What am I to do
 2
I try to comb it over
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But my brush just won't go through
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I've made a little toupee
 5
From hair around my ass
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But even that's not helping
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It's giving me a rash
 8
I'm going to try that regaine
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To see if it'll grow
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So I'm off now to the chemist
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If it works I'll let you know...
 12
 
 
...Little Timmy's in turmoil
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He's black and blue and sore
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He must have had a reaction
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To that regaine I used before
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I applied to the affected area
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Like it said upon the pack
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I've been using it now for 2 weeks
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And my pubes are growing back
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In fact that's understated
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They're getting out of hand
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I've got to trim twice daily
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To keep them in my pants
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Little Timmy's vanished
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Beneath my burgeoning bush
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I wish I'd just been happy
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With that toupee from my tush
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I guess I've learned my lesson
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My pubes I'll leave to roam
 30
I've just invested 3 quid
 31
On a swanky afro comb.
 32

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2 Apr 08

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Comments:

Regaine (UK) = Rogaine (US)
 — unknown

Dumb.
And I love it.
 — EpicPants

Totally foolish and well done.
 — cowork

Laff, I nearly peed my pants!
 — unknown

I am grossed out and I am falling off my chair laughing at the last couple of lines.  
 — Isabelle5

hahahaha, this is crazy and nonsensical, and fun and enjoyable, way to go!
 — addagirl

Glad its being read and received as intended... with tongue firmly in cheek!!
 — DevilledSoul

he he
 — unknown

Thanks
 — DevilledSoul

But i've never really been into the study of soils so its strange that my writing style should come across that way!!
 — DevilledSoul

excellent humor.
: )
 — fractalcore

you can do a perm and dye now too
 — poetbill

lol! a funny little poem on a miserable day. thanks a lot for the read
 — bear

Thanks for the positive comments folks!
 — DevilledSoul

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