| if poetry were mammaries i would not forget
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| i saw your breasts | 1 |
stare at me while | 2 |
you chatted with | 3 |
your friends. | 4 |
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they were dying | 5 |
from asphyxiation. | 6 |
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one nipple retracted | 7 |
and disappeared | 8 |
somewhere between | 9 |
union square and grand | 10 |
central station. | 11 |
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i dont think you take care of them. | 12 |
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if you werent born with them you would. | 13 |
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on many a good day | 14 |
have i made my home | 15 |
between those soft half | 16 |
moons regardless of | 17 |
my destination. | 18 |
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today is not that day. | 19 |
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instead i am reporting you | 20 |
to the society for protection | 21 |
against mammary cruelty. | 22 |
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13 Aug 08 |
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— unknown
This is even funnier than joey reading poetry on youtube after first consuming a lethal overdose of parakeetamol.
— unknown
I think you should change line 12 to "If I had them, I would." That would make this even funnier.
— Isabelle5
so funny
l13-17 are lovely.
must be an image that attracts the eyes but i don't really like that girl either....
— nisetru
LOL!
— unknown
poems hardly make me laugh. this one is an exception.
.. from the title '@ @' to the last line, hilarious!
— enkantada
just the right size for my liking, hehe.
: )
— fractalcore
thanks!
— unknown
AWESOME POEM! I WILL SUGGEST "SUCH A" TO SUBSTITUTE FOR "THAT" IN LINE 19 AND ALSO ADDITIONALLY AS WELL, TOO, WONDER ABOUT SOMETHING WHICH AS I TYPED THIS I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT.
— chuckle_s
juvenile and disrespectful.
sen obamaz
— unknown
OH YEAH. TITULAR PERFECTION. I SALUTE YOU, MY MOST CLEVER FRIEND.
— chuckle_s
i saw two tits come sai---ling,
over the bounding main --
they were hanging over the rai---ling,
inspir'ng this sweet refrain:
oh, tits, tits, tits of cin-cinn-ati --
hidden from the light of day!
i-sometimes-think-of-the-tits of alabammy,
but the tits of lower ohio lead the way!
— joey
i visited the pope
he got all googly-eyed and
said favourite this
— chuckle_s
and who dont love the pope
— chuckle_s
this poem suckles
— chuckle_s
sorry
— chuckle_s
cant help it i love this poem and all it represents
— chuckle_s
i knew u were a boob man
— unknown
hahahaha!
— 1994
hahahah naughty, but good!!
— unknown
idiot
— unknown
Clever and fun. I agree with Isabelle about L12--it's a bit awkward. Overall, a delightful ditty about titties!
— sybarite
must be riding the boob tube
— unknown
just revisiting the breasts.
glad to find them in good shape.
: )
— fractalcore
lol
— unknown
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