| Sarah Pa(l)in
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basketballj
| Whither me timber | 1 |
as I decide to de-scribe | 2 |
her tries at elocution | 3 |
as the execution | 4 |
of sanity brought down | 5 |
to a sex-packed bone, | 6 |
Perhaps I'm alone like | 7 |
the maverick it | 8 |
wants to be-throne; | 9 |
shown senile as | 10 |
the nation moans- | 11 |
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Like me ,she plans | 12 |
to send us into debt, | 13 |
then sit and drink | 14 |
beer lest she forgets | 15 |
-that winks and smiles | 16 |
don't foretell the regret | 17 |
of four more years of this | 18 |
government sponsored sell, | 19 |
sadly I'm under her folky mis-spell | 20 |
and nucular doesn't remind me of hell, | 21 |
so I'll vote for her | 22 |
and hope this time I'm wrong | 23 |
that the end of the world is | 24 |
not looking for thong. | 25 |
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6 Oct 08 |
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nonono
— chuckle_s
oops
— chuckle_s
yesyesyes
— chuckle_s
maybemaybemaybe
— chuckle_s
pop there goes another rib.
— unknown
apparently mccain has some kind of rib barbecue recipe that will help to defeat the terrorists heal the economy and generally promote freedom wasnt he on like rachel ray or somethin just last week i by happenstance flipped past the channel and thats what it was now theres some kind of politix!
your comment therefore was quite interestingly fitting
— chuckle_s
this if f'in awesome.
— unknown
anal=obscene
— chuckle_s
perhaps now it's less obscene. Every half-wit can run for office but to insult them with derogatory remarks is completely uncalled for. There are people out there who like her and so, by regressing to my teen whack 'em with sex talk slang, I am alienating those who in my mind should be at the center of this debate. Perhaps a toast to another elected official who basically has difficulty pronouncing words and wants religion infused upon those who wish to see its raging blindness restricted to private life and not hover over presidential descisions like a bad headache.
— basketballj
You didn't mention snow mobiles :(
I loved this. Especially those last four lines. This had me cracking up.
— nugunz
Thanks nugunz. I was cracking too, my head on the sidewalk. It's funny- I am now at peace with the wink, it's not her that I don't get, it's the people who want an AVERAGE person, with an AVERAGE brain, to take office just because she says no to abortion and just because she's a woman. If they vote for her just because of that doesn't that make them the opposite of a sexist........a manist.........penilist........ballist..........scrotum-haters... .......jeez; equal oppurtunity means go beyond the external genitalia and listen to what these people are saying, all I'm hearing is maverick, moose and hockey mom, I am not hearing solutions. God, I was a republican some time ago. It seems like ages.
— basketballj
i just watched tina fey play palin on snl and laughed my ass off, found this poem and enjoyed it thoroughly. "so i'll vote for her" hahaha
— zekejacobi
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GORSH DONTCHAKNOW?
— OKcomputer
brilliant. >.<
— shizzay
Sarah Palin is beautiful and she can do anything, like the lizard king.. only female.
— unknown
Lol I liked this. I liked the rhyme and meter in this, all except for the last line where it sounds a little off.
— unknown
I like. Except for one thing, this brings her out as a dumb ignorant person, not a hate mongering bimbo. I'd suggest an upgrade using more foul language.
— unknown
the scary thing about her is she is fanatical and has charisma, like hitler
— unknown
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