| birthday bill
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jenakajoffer
| it's a little early | 1 |
but i can smell your age coming on | 2 |
like old piss in the can. | 3 |
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candles are for cream-puffs | 4 |
but i bet you got a wish or two saved up | 5 |
like last week's enema. | 6 |
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your salad days are over, mac-- | 7 |
i've got a greenhorn and a wind-up toy | 8 |
to buzz you in the balls. | 9 |
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you're gonna blow your gumdrop buttons | 10 |
all over my fava party, | 11 |
i just know it. | 12 |
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10 May 13 |
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yawn
— unknown
its the yawn which lets her stuff the apple in.
— DeformedLion
exactly.
but yeah, this is goofy trash. :D
— jenakajoffer
Happy birthday Linus! It's been 6 years since I gave birth to this poem.
Crazy. I can still smell yer pépe.
— jenakajoffer
a lot of trueness to this
— DeformedLion
Yes, I'm sure.
Love you, stinky Pepe
Hope you had a nice birthday. X
— jenakajoffer
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