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Banana buggy song

One banana, two banana
three banana, four
four bananas make a bunch
for all his little whores
over hill and highway
the banana buggies go,
comin' on to bring you the
banana billy show
junkin' on my lily
he's my pirate-loving ape,
shake the dew, rouse the crew
start the reelin' tape
he's makin' up a mess
yes a dirty mess of rum,
slam it, shoot it,
watch the rainbow cum
tra la la, la la la la!
tra la la, la la la la!
four banana, three banana,
two banana, one
all bananas throating
in the warm and sticky sun.
flippin' like a pancake
and a'poppin' like a cork,
everybody moshin' like
a buncha horny orcs.
two banana, four banana,
one banana, three
jerkin' like a troop of monkeys,
squirtin' from the trees.
tra la la, la la la la!
tra la la, la la la la!
hey there, ev'rybody,
won't you come along and see,
how much i love banana bill,
how yellow we can be!

31 Dec 13

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 — DeformedLion

tra la la, la la la la!
tra la la, la la la la!
that shit is joyous
 — DeformedLion

fucking retarded eh, lol

but joyous!

 — jenakajoffer

bow-ties are cool!
 — DeformedLion

where's the bow tie? are you wearing one to your fava party tonight?
 — jenakajoffer

oh wait, your fava party is almost over, wait....the fireworks are on their way! what perfect timing!
 — jenakajoffer

Lion, a Whovian? Yes, that fits.

Jen, this is batshit insane.

 — Ananke

I have a tardis with my name on it, ananke, it's shaped like a banana though, but bananas work as telephones too.  

nothing like a batshit crazy song for new year's.  it's taken partly from a show I used to watch as a kid, 'the banana splits'. it's nuts.
 — jenakajoffer

I read this a few weeks ago. I'm simply replying today. So much stinkin' fun.
 — PaleHorse

Oh my gaaaad I can't believe you read this! Haha, it's so idiotic, but I'm truly glad you had fun with it.
 — jenakajoffer