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it's thanksgiving, bill

I don't know if you're australian or asgardian
but I'm pretty sure neither of you are pilgrims.
at any rate, I'm roasting a turkey in your honour.
I've rubbed the lotion on its skin and stuffed it
with nachos.

PS. the cornucopia splayed on the table
reminds me of your thingy-thing thing

19 Oct 16

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that thingy-thing thing is an exceptional eye piece, jen.  ah, good old bill.

funny poem.
 — PollyReg

a cornucopian...a breed of it's own.

or, a gardnerellian? ewww. ick.

i think he's austrian. they usually are.
 — PollyReg

bill appropriate song for your poem

https://youtu.be/eM8Ss28zjc E

 — PollyReg

So you're saying bill has gender dysphoria?

You're probably right.

Thanks for visiting polls, you made me laugh. Nice comments :)
 — jenakajoffer

This is SO effin' aDORABLE!  LOL!  I've never thought of my "thingy-thing thing" as a cornucopia tho!  It's more like a stuffed SAUSAGE!!!  Love u, buddy and Sally TOO!  :-) <3
 — starr

Who stuffs a turkey with NACHOS????  I'd rather stuff a turkey with a PIGEON!  ;-)
 — starr

Haha! I'm gonna see your sausage and raise you a chestnut! Lol, but not really.

Thanks buddy, he's gonna love the new stuffing 😘
 — jenakajoffer

<3  LOL!  I love you, J-dawg!  xo
 — starr

you do realise that a cornucopia is a horn o' plenty, lol. 😂
 — jenakajoffer

It rubs the lotion on it's skin. Clever.
 — PaleHorse