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El Insoportable Suspense
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I'm lying under a 1975 Dodge Coronet on an oil-stained driveway
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trying to fix a good-sized gas leak.
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I'm well into a six pack of Lone Star
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when an evil Mexican food craving assaults me.
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I can't concentrate on what I'm doing.
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All I can think of are corn tortillas, extra hot sauce and piles of guacamole -
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things that will cause pleasure and pain in my mouth in equal amounts.
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Suddenly I notice my friend Crazy Dave's bare feet next to me.
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"How about a taco break?" he asks, revealing his clairvoyant powers.
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I slide out from under the car and squint into the sun.
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"Lemme just Borax the grime from my hands."
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I finish the last of my beer, scrub my hands under the hose
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and we head downtown to Taqueria Jalisco.
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"I've been wanting to ask you a favor," Dave says, as we pull into the parking lot.
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"Shoot."
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"You know that giant tree stump in my backyard?
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I nod.
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"If anything happens to me, I want you to have what's buried beneath it."
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"What's buried there?"
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"You'll have to dig it up and see."
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"Cryptic. A la Shawshank Redemption."
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"Oh, it's much better than that," Dave assures me.
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"You really know how to instill an unbearable suspense in a guy."
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"It's a bit cruel I realize. But you'll understand when you dig it up."
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I order fish tacos with extra guacamole as Dave continues:
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"You know how I am. I put myself in harm's way all too often -
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testing the bounds of reality, mortality and whatnot.
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For instance, just last week I had a brush with death
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participating in a semi illegal activity involving an unholy amount of Ayahuasca,
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nude bungie jumping and a vision of the risen Christ out on Pyramid Rock."
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"Hell of a day," I observe.
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"Anyway, I thought I'd better let someone in on the location of all I hold dear,
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before something a bit more permanent happens to me."
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"Why me?" I ask.
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"Because you're the only one who won't use it for monetary gain."
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"Thanks," I say, as the waitress returns with bad news.
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The restaurant is closing early due to 'una familia emergencia'.
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There will be no taste of heaven today.
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The afternoon sun glows orange and pink through the windows.
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I think of how an excess of suspense can keep life
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playing out like bad television, but I keep my questions to myself.
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I cover the bill, leave an obscene tip and we head back out to the car.
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About a year later I am digging under the stump in Dave's backyard.
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I toss the shovel on the lawn and lift a wooden chest out of the earth.
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I gently open the lid and stare in utter disbelief at its contents.
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This is not what I was expecting to find.
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31 Jul 17

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Nice! I want to know what was in the chest, but it is a better write that i don't. Me gusta!
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