poetry critical

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Random Poem:

My Bum Is Like Corn
Poetry_Lady

My bum, like chickpeas,
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is as red as Indian corn
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Or, more appropriately,
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Native American corn.
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It's just as bumpy and lumpy
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and when I scratch it
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parts of it fall off in kernels.
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I've not yet tried it,
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but I'd imagine that if I were
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to microwave those
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bum fragments,
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that in two minutes and twenty seconds time
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they'd have morphed into their
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new delicious form--
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delicious, but not for me.
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Self-cannibalism is not my thing.
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I'm merely a poet with
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a bum like corn, but without the husk.
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Which I'm thankful for
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because then I'd have a sticky,
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itchy bum.
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