About Me [a bro-ography, obviously]

what is the opposite of down, brothermandude? my good dawgologist broman’da-dude-us-rex, whilst greetings are great, mine palm seeks a five point skin-to-skin connection, down-low or top shelf, it matters not, and yon bro-dudists participation in such codified man-bruh-dog-athon speaks brolumes of yer, like, social aptitude. so give a little word in the upward motion and show this gravity who is the ruling physics boss or biznizlittlzbasicsbottoms-itch, ya dig?

blessings be upon thee if ye must sneeze
within or without mine earshot’s…. vicinity.
for it is without those blessings I find myself beseeched
coming to pass ‘the and it came to pass’,
of not one good thought wished in my direction,
that I might be at the very least, high fived
for it is I, yes, me alone and one thing,
‘I do not know why’, but if you aren’t deaf, blind, or dumb

then surely you must see it, too–

I am a hero—

and I am here                 duh,
                  to save the day,
the world,
                  the progress.
like
      with
               a
                   memory
                                   card
                                              cloud.
in case we lose.
you get deja vu?    you needn’t worry.

                           it’s only a 
g̻͖̼͈̰̬̜͑ͭ͂ͤ͗ͦ̓̄̏͑ͯ̾͛͟͠͠͠ͅ ͚̜̮̠̳̮̯̣͍̗̮͚͈̭̩͌͛ͭ̇͒̓̊̈́͗͡g̵̶ͨ͂́͗̀ͬ̆ͫ͑ͩͩͮ̎̋̎̏̉̓͏̙̣͈̗g̸̡̤̪̲̦̩̝̤̩̔̒̏̐ͤͧ̊͒̔̄ͯͫ͒ͮ͊̒͒̚u̴͎̬̙̬͎͓͎̬̬͉̱̺̞ͤ̏͛͂ͧ͑̊͊̒̾ͪ͌̿ͫ̒ͥ͡-̡̨̝̖̦̼̞̥͖̳͆̒̉ͯͧ͛̒̊̂ͥ̏͆ͣ͊̀͑̏͝g̛͐̓̿͐͆͗̀ͯͪ̾̚͜͟͏̞͕̹̜̙͎̳̭̯̯̥̙̻̩.̷̨̞̞͔̟͕̫̪̩͖̬̰͕͛̐͐̈̈́̉͑̈́̽͒̔͒̍̓ͤ̕ ̡̡̱̟̳̹̼͉̭̳͖͚͕̻͈̠̳̱̞̺̾̔͊̄ͧ̎͋̔͂͂̋̋ͫ̾̓̇ͬ̚͜͜͡ư̷̪͔͔̝̹̑̒̓͌ͥ̑ͯͩ͂ͯ̅͋̅̌ͭ͒͜ ̷̨̣̮̜̥̜̫̗͍̬̗̗̗̥̖̟ͤ́ͦ́ͯ͑͒ͦͩͦ̿ͬ̎ͯ̅ͣ̾͢͝͝h͂̏̓̽̾ͤ̈̔̎͏̡̳͍̩͍̰̥̯̻̥̘̜͚̟͔̫ ̡̟̝̭̤̘͍͂͛̐̽̏ͤͪ͋̓̒ͧ͐̈́́
̴̵̶̥̼̹͈͇̜͈̤̦̲͓͚̩̹͓̹͎̣͗̊ͨͯͬ̌͋ͨͦ̆͌ͮ̚͢
̧̥͍̫̮̪̳̟͈̟̣̊̀̎ͪ̄̽ͣ̇̄ͩ̂͆͛ͫ́͠g̴̛̜̞̤̲̮̮̥͚̝ͫ̆̄͂̆̈͂͒̄ͦ͂ͯͭ̆͟͜ ̈́͛̊́ͤ̾̃͗̓ͩ̆̾̂ͨ͘͟҉̲͖̟̤g̷̢͇̭̪͖̠͇͔̝ͤ̉̐̆͑͞͡ͅg̢͔̜̥̜͚̥̮ͩͮ̓̂̓͐̅ͭ̂ͭͨ̂̑̏͊̑́̚͟͠u̸̹͓̥̫͙ͬ̅̒̿̓͂̓́͒̓̊̂̄ͤͣͩ̿̊͜͡-̴̊̇͌̿̔̋̔ͭ̌ͤͮ͆̈́͡͏̤̬̞̤̝̲̜̖̼͚͎͔̲͕͕̹͖͙͞g̷̢͔̘̩̗̻̦͔̻͐̈̎ͤ̔ͣͯ̀ͫ͘͡.̴̣̰͕̇ͧ̐͗̿ͭ͌ͯ̓̚̚͝ͅ ̝̩̩̮̝̯̰̤͓̼̩͙̟̲̪͉ͪ͂̿̀ͨ̓ͯ̅̎̇͊ͨͧ̄͂̐ͮ͡ü͙͕̪̫̦̭̱̫̪̲̣̘̩͕̥͎̱̑ͭ̎̀͂̊̀͞ ̶̢̮̯͉̲͙͈̤̪̯̺̞͈̈́̾̋́ͮͨ͒̀̂̈̎̀̚͜h̨̩̼̟̞̦͓̹͚̬͉̥̳̟̳͓͎̭̪̪̉̿͌ͥ̎ͨ̎̓̀̕͠ ̴̡̛͖̩͉͚̟͕̩̺͊͊ͯ͊ͫ͒̄̓ͨͥ̽ͦ̿ͫͥ̚͡͝ ͨ̎̐̅̓͗̾ͤͭ̏ͪ̇͏҉̶͖̫̠͓̪̥̟̯͎̯̭̲͡ͅ ̨̗̻̯̺̟̆ͦ̂͛̇̒ͦ̏̑͐ͧ͗̋̀̚ ̵͚̦͚͍̗̮̎̅̅̌͗ͮ̓̒̓̈̇ͩ̽̀ ̡̩̳̲̭̪̹̪̮̩͖̻͈͚͙̯̪̋̈ͫ̿̀̐͒̿͋͟ ̸̛̩̙̞̮̯̻̟͖̀̀̅̄̋̀̐͛ͫ̾͆ͩ ̸̧̨̠̣̭̥̝̳͈̱̜͍̠̹̝̭͚͍͙̋ͧ̾͊̑̀̀ ̸̛̦̱̮̂͒̊́͢͢ ̛͔̯̖̥̬͇̠̹̞̭̭̑͐̂̑ͬ̓̄ͥ̃̋ͤ̃ͪͩ͊̌̈́͒ͥ̕͞ ̴̡̧͚͕̲͕̳͉͑̂̿ͯ̒ͣ̏͒ͣͥ̋̿͌͆̊̚͠͡ ̡̛̻̭̲̫̝͕͈̳ͮ̈́͋̍͌͒͊ͥͬͪ̓ͮͅ ̨̛̗̱̟͙̬͇̖̫̼̯̝̟̬̯ͩ̀̂ͩ̿ͩ̾͆̇ͫͬ̾̃̌͡ ̢͚̪̗͎̻̖͋̑͛͒ͣ̈̆̾ͦͣ͗͞ ̧̢̪͇̻̹̞̻̭̦̓̆͑̽̆̉̃̏̀͡ ̵̶̨̞̪̬̖͓̩̦͎̗̮̬̺̲̱̜̄͛̿͛̏͛̄͐̌͑̏͊́͛̿̓̚̚ͅͅ ̜̟̦͓ͨ̌͌͋ͪ͛͒̒͂̅ͯ͗̈͛ͣ̚͟͝ ̸̴̸̣̘̭̬̤̳͍ͥ̑̄̋͝͡ ̴̷̨̨̰̠̗̬̫̻͚̼͔̍͛̑̄͗̐ͮ̿̑̎̀́̃ͪ̂̃́͢ ̢̠̹̞̱͙̙̖̰̯̪̼͖͙̗̌͐̍ͤ͆͐̀̿ͨ͛̄ͧ̎̇̂ͥ͝Ğ̸̬͚̺̩͉͓̳̫̭͖̗̩̞͙̲̠̫ͪ͐ͭ͒̋̀̅̿̀̌̈́̆̀ͅĻ̛̣͚̺̺͇͖̯̱̙̗̦̼͔̘̥̣̫̖́ͮͦ̈́͋͘͝Ĭ̵̡̛͈̬̳̫̠̤̖̆ͩ̿ͣ́͗ͯ͆ͦͪ̍̚͘Ț̡̥͖̹͍̮͕͈̝̯̜́ͫ̾̔ͪ͒ͮͫ̓̄̓̕͜͡C͈̭̯̖͕͖̫̼͇̬ͬ̒ͥ̍́ͨͦͨͮ̋̚͘͞H̷̴̡̝̺̹̳̞̲̼̘̟̰̞̳̪̯̫͌ͥ̍ͭ͐̿̚̕͜
̢̯̲̻̺̗̣̤̜̰͍̟̠̖̝̰̝̱̽̏͗ͣͥ̎̚͘g̷͈̟͎͈̜͍̳̖̼͚̹̟̙͎̭̘̟̤̳̋̔ͦ͛ͣ̑̐̈́́̒̐͊ͪ̾ͣ̆́͞͝͡
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̷̢͙͇͓̤̻̫͎͎̲̼̻̣̯̘ͨ̌̒ͭ̾ͭ̇̌̀̋͆́̏͢͞ͅ
̶͖̞̞̤͖͙̩͙̣͖̣͓̱̺͍͚̳̓̔̆͑̅̈́̀͟ ̸̮̩͔̟̰̺̤̱̠̪̎̽ͫ͗́ͩ̉̎̇̓̃͂ͦͬ͘͡ ͧ̄ͦͭ̅ͬͤͭ҉͍̩̩͓͚̙̯̕ ͤ̽͗ͯ̒̅͋͆̾͊ͮ̇͏̸̭̳͙̗̖͕͔͢͢ ̛̖̝̯̀̑͋ͪ͆̕ ̍̐͒ͯ̍͒ͬ̆̍̕͠҉̘͔̩̲͉̙̳̯̳͙̝̗gͣ̐̄͂͂̒̃̏͒͏̶̨͙̮̜̞͈̯͕̻̺̦͔͉̪͈̙̻̜ͅͅ ̲̺̣̮̲͈̗̹͖̰̯̺̲͔͍̐̐̔ͥͤ̆͋̏ͩͧ̀̚͜ͅ ̸̴̃ͭ̈́̀ͪ̏̐̈́̓ͫ͑͒̅̒̿̕͏̬̘͕̝͍̜͇ͅ ̸̸̻͎͉͓͔̗̰̋ͤ͒̇͌̿͑̆ͨ̂͐ͦͮ̍́ͬ͟͞ ̘̪̳̟̠̺͙͙͇̦̹̦̃ͨͤ̄͂̀̀͢ ̵̺̤̭̖̳̣̟̗̉̂ͧͫͤͦ̈́́̕ ̡̠̰̝̳̬̝͇͚̗̮̻̞̪̝͍̭̓ͣͣ̑̄ͮ͗̌̿̍͊ͩ̓́͞͝ ̵̎̽̈́ͫ̔̈̋̚҉̪̤̺̞̟ ̢̝̠̮̖̳̪̙̪̟͈͕̭̇̓ͤ̒̀͜͝͡ͅ ̳̼̝̫̱̥ͧ͛ͬ̽̀͞͞ͅ ̵̧̹̰̠̹̥͂̅̿ͫ̌̔̿̌͛͋͗͊̎̒͌ͦ̽͐̀͟ ̵̜̟͖̻͕͉̤͔̰̝ͪ́͊ͬͯͩ̒͑̅̃̋̾̏ͮ̐ ̈ͪ̋̏ͯ̌̈ͬ̉ͬ̓̽͐͗̒ͫ̏̓̓҉̴̛̛̻̣̺͉͍͇̰̞ ̢̥̯̺͔̗̦̼̫̬͎̲͓̝̱̱̹̠ͪͨ͆͂̈͋̊̏ͭ̂͘͝ͅͅ ̵̷̡͇̖̬̙̹̪̣̝̦̠̱̼͉̂̎͑͆ͥ̆̀̒̾͒̉͒ͫ̏͟͠ ̓͗͑ͧ͋̌̈̆ͨͧ̅̓̚͏̮̼͕͓̝̹̘̝͓ͅ ̢̫͍̳̣̠̞͉̺̳̱̼͍ͥ̄̃̏ͦͤ̏͌ͯͮ̽̚̕͟͞ ͮ̌͑̃̓̍ͥ͌̈́͘҉̨͓̩̲͖̱̠̘̩̰̣͇̤̻̰̝̬̱͇̱́͜ ̡̡̳̖͕̓ͥ̿͛ͬ̆̃̔̅̍̓͘͝͝ ͇̹̗͙̤̤͈̳̹̱͉̟͇ͯ͆̃ͪ̀ͭ͗͑̽͛̈́͂ͨ̉ͦ͞ ͖͕̱͔̭͖͓̩̙ͭ͋ͭ̌̍̓ͦ̑ͣ̽ͯ͊ͨ͒̏̚͜ ̴̴̛̺̹͕̟̹̰͉̜͔̣̳̯̖̺̟̠͗̆̔́͛̅͌ͯ͐̅ͣ͊̈̂̉͐̓͝ ̶̶̨̱̯̩̰ͭ̈͒̓ͤͨͩ́̽͛ͦ͐̓͋̐̊̆̚̚͟͞ ̴̢̜̲̩̳̇ͧ̍̓͒̒ͥͬͯͯ̈͌ͩ ̧̛̤̤̣͉̼̂̐ͦ̃ͩͥ͠͠ ̯̮̣̼̻ͧ͛͆̏̈̃ͥ̒͑ͮ̍̔͡͞͞ ̛͆̈̒ͦͦͫ̽͌͝͏͚̟̝͍͖̪͇̱̗ ̸̡̛̲̩͙̖̻̯̝̼̭̙͉́̌͊̈́̏̀̉ͣͧ̋̄ͥ͂̏̕͘ͅ ̴̶̢̹̙͈̤͌ͫ̓̅̾̔̀g̴̷̠̫͉̘̻̜̰͎̥͙̪̙̲̈́̂̓̈̏̀͌͞ͅ ̶̴̡͙̮͍̤̜̺͔͕̳̞͓̦͍ͥͨ̀̃̅ͯ̑̈́ͬͯ̓͌̀̕ ̢̡̖̮̺̺̫̩͕̉͋ͬ̌ͭ̊͑̄͛ͪ̿͊ͨͩͣ̊ ̢̛̳̳̠͕̯͔̬̻̘͔̗̪͙̖̱̮̆̃͑̇ͬ̅͑ͥ̉̍́͗̈͑ͭ͋ͅ ̶͇̻͙̪̖̮̝̦̫̳̯̅̾̇̑̈́̓̓̔͛ͥ̏ͤ̚͟ ̺̜͎͈̤̣̫̰̭̳͎̖͇͋͆ͮͮ̏̈̓ͬͮ̚̚͜͟ ͩ̏ͯ̈́̌͛̏҉̨̞̪͎̮̮̲̺̰͖͖̘͝ ̸̴̴̼̝̰̼̜̻̯̜̩͇ͪͪͨͣ̃͌̎͛̽͋̏ͩ̆ͬ͌̐̊͝͞ͅ ̡̨̯̼͖̻̣̺ͪ̅̈͐̽̑͊̓̏͛͡͝ ̆̇̏͏҉̶̨̯͓͉̺̮̤͕̰ ̵̸̻̮̺̣̀̓̊ͥ̎̑̊͆̽͛̅ͫͨ̈̌̚͘͡ ̴̡̳͎̱̺ͩ̎̀̕͡Ḡ̡̽̉ͫ͆́ͦ̅̈́̍̀̚҉̷̛̝̜̹̝̘͉̖̗̺̩̯̻̟͈͉͢ ̶̜̰̫̬̝̜̝̱̥ͭ͑̊ͪ̓͠ ̵̡͓̗̭̘̜̥̣͓̮̱̭͓̰̤̤ͨ̈͛ͯ͊ͪ̄͆͑ͣ̾ͥͨ̐̌̈́ͤ͑͘ ̵̴͚͙̫̹̰̫̮̼̰̥͎̞͖̣̼͈͓̇̓̐ͯͩ̅̓ͧ͌͑͑ͣ͒͋̒͛̍̀͠͞ ̨̡̲͙͎̣͙̼̼͖̦̭͈͕͇ͦ̔͗̂̌̾͒ͤ͌͐̌͛ͪ̈́̎̇̋̀͘ ̷̵̨̧̺̜̺̬̠͖̺̦̦̘͈͇̼̤̺̟̉͌̽̓͒͐ͦ͑ͧ͌ͦ̅̅ͦ̒͌̋͊̋͝ͅ ̴̛̛̼̥͓͕̝͉ͯͥ̓̽͗̔̍ͬ͋̇͠t̨̟͓͖̠͂̽̍͗ͯ͛͛̃̓̔ͮͬ̄͆̀̚̚͝͡ ̴̨̛̞̣̫͔̦ͥͭ͐ͯ̈́̐̅͊ͣͥ͂͊ͯ̀ ̴̛̘̹̥̣̲̣͖̻̩͎̭̭͇͎̰̰͓ͮͭ͂͑̀͠͡ ̃̓̍́̚͏͈̟͉̯̩͈̰ ̧̘̳̞̯͍̳̗͂ͬ͊̈ͨ͐͋́͝ ̶̨̯̪̖̳͓̱͕̗̮͈̩̟͊̇ͭ̋͋́̍ͣ̇͗̑̑ͮ̀͡ͅ ̵̸̡̛̞͎̖̣̮͍̜̲̳̗̣̤̦̞ͮ̐͗̎̄̂ͨ͐̅̃͛ͫ͒̋̓̋̓͡ ́ͬ͑̊̎ͨ͂̀̍ͩ҉҉̟̹̦͖̺̖ȟ͂̊ͮ̍͛̀̔͛͌̊ͬ̾͊̚҉̶͔̠͉͓͇͙͎̳̣͈̬͕̙͘̕͘ͅ

                                                                     from the reboot.